The Poet’s Voices, Part 1 — New Snippet Series
An ode to the poet
Spinning straw into gold
Moon and wind does he mould
Indescribable told, us to know it… Read More The Poet’s Voices, Part 1 — New Snippet Series
Author: Jacob Unger
My name is Jacob Unger and I am the CEO of Hrothgarian productions. My longing is to spread the works and writing of Tobias Hrothgar and to prove his innocence. It's a difficult endeavor but I will do everything I can to uphold this organization.
Older, Wiser, & More Delusional
I can see it now; you open up your inbox and see a strange and peculiar name pop up: Tobias Hrothgar. A sense of dread a disgust well up inside of you as traumatic memories resurface. It’s that blog. You had all but recovered from the time such emails appeared with frequency, and it’s all over. An era of peace and carelessness has died out and faded into the distant, empty night.… Read More Older, Wiser, & More Delusional
The Liebster Award
I know what you’re thinking: “Oh dear, yet another award with that Hrothgarian Unger fellow. I would much prefer to be battling a pickle (yes, a pickle can indeed be a formidable enemy) in the Blastedly Bothersome Bogs of Blunderbibble than read through another award post. This guy’s so lame.”… Read More The Liebster Award
Meet My MC — Tobias Hrothgar
Maya Joelle, a fellow blogging author, presented an interesting idea that I think she borrowed from another writer, and I decided I wanted to participate. Basically, as far as I can gather, I’m supposed to answer ten questions she presented in order to introduce and explain my MC (Main Character). For a further explanation, visit her post.… Read More Meet My MC — Tobias Hrothgar
A Christmas Treat — That Between Is & Not
Andrew’s been growing a bit restless as of late, which worries me. I’m afraid some of what we showed him welcomed a dangerous sense of want, so I’ve been trying to keep his longing at bay by keeping him busy. Unfortunately, I had to go away when I began picking up bizarre continuum readings. Vail, graciously, said that he would be willing to keep an eye on our friend Andrew while I went away, so at least if he tries anything foolish, I’ll be quickly informed.… Read More A Christmas Treat — That Between Is & Not
The Butter-Cat In Short
Today we will look at a monologue I had to write and present before the Hrothgarian Science division. It is very informative and introduces a concept I intent to expound upon in a fact book in later years. Butter-Cat science is one of my greatest areas of interest, and I hope you enjoy it as much I enjoyed writing it.… Read More The Butter-Cat In Short
A Proposition Concerning Doors — Chapter 2
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single gentleman who finds not pleasure in a good book must be intolerably stupid.… Read More A Proposition Concerning Doors — Chapter 2
Hummus — A Monologue
What is… hummus? Is it a smoothie? A smoothie of beans and spices, a smoothie that we dip chips and carrots in, a smoothie that’s not made of fruit, milk, yogurt, chia seeds, and such? … Read More Hummus — A Monologue
Publishing Peace Ministries From The Inside
Publishing Peace Ministries, just launched their new website, and I’m stuck in the middle of the chaos. It turns out, working with a very ambitious organization is not no easy business. I spent nearly 15 hours straight trying to help with advertising and further blog plans. Fortunately it’s settled down for now, but this matter has by no means come to a close. You’ll be seeing me on the website every Friday before too long, so keep an eye out. You can find us at publishingpeace.org.… Read More Publishing Peace Ministries From The Inside
Pipes — A Short Story
Lots of people were doing lots of different things on the night of July 29th, 2019. Some people were enjoying time with their families. Some people were waiting in line at the movie theater. Some people, likely, were sleeping. Someone was probably having a birthday. Hopefully they were having a happy one. Me? I was driving a stolen, empty U-Haul truck five miles over the speed limit.… Read More Pipes — A Short Story
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